por Philipp Gühring Sobre el Author: Philipp, que nos envió estas líneas, se encuentra en estos momentos asistiendo al HTL Wiener Neustadt, una escuela técnica superior para Sistemas de Información. Es un fan de Linux y un activo miembro del grupo de usuarios de Linux en Austria. Recalcamos que Philipp simplemente nos envió estas líneas. No sabemos quien(es) fue(ron) el autor(es) original(es). |
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Resumen:
:-) ¡ Divertíos !
With csh:
(~)> cat "food in cans"
cat: can't open food in cans
(~)> nice man woman
No manual entry for woman.
(~)> rm God
rm: God nonexistent
(~)> ar t God
ar: God does not exist
(~)> ar r God
ar: creating God
(~)> "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
Unmatched ".
(~)> [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
(~)> ^How did the sex change operation go?
^ Modifier failed.
(~)> If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
(~)> make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
(~)> sleep with me
bad character
(~)> got a light?
No match.
(~)> man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
(~)> !:say, what is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
(~)> %blow
(~)>blow: No such job.
With sh:
$ PATH=pretending!/usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending!
$ drink bottle: cannot open
opener: not
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